Yes, Once There Really Was a Case About Venetian Salami!

Oh great Khaleesi, upon the seventh dark moon of the House Targaryen our forefathers set forth from the Dothraki desert and ventured into the wilds of the Red Lands (i.e., Tallahassee), where they were captured by the powerful yet benevolent Lord of the Eighth Kingdoms, Ser Venetian Salami:

And thusly Ser Salami did reveal upon the noble Dothraki litigants this great and enduring truth:

The first step of the Venetian Salami analysis may involve a burden shift.

Together Khaleesi, we must all say it together:

ALL HAIL VENETIAN SALAMI!! 

ALL HAIL VENETIAN SALAMI!!