Maybe it was the two cafecitos this morning, or perhaps the three Dewar's last night, but this pro se complaint pending before Judge Zloch seems reasonable and actually explains quite a lot.
Take note, young writers -- here's the gripping first paragraph, which should definitely be made into a graphic novel or big-screen blockbuster:
The Petitioner is being subjected to an ongoing conspiracy of discrimination due to his mother being a descendant of King Bismarck of Germany. The marriage between the Petitioner's German mother of Erica Jung and American father of Richard Delaney was arranged by President Dwight Eisenhower when the Petitioner's father was stationed in Germany in the American military. Upon returning to America, Director Allan Dulles of the CIA arranged for Richard Delaney to become employed by Chevron Oil Company owned by the Rockefellers in a game of the Mother, the Child, and the Dragon in the Book of Revelations, but only because he knew that Nelson Rockefeller controlled British intelligence at the time. This led to David Rockefeller instructing Richard Delaney to name his three German children Michael John Delaney, Larry Paul Delaney, and Valerie Jean Delaney. David Rockefeller further instructed to give all three German children the Nazi SS nicknames of Squirt, Stinky and Spike, all beginning with an S.If you keep reading, the causation argument becomes quite interesting.
Any guesses on how it will do under the new Iqbal/Twombly pleading standard?
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