SFL Friday -- Did Something Happen Involving the Miami Heat?

Since I'm a blogger I'm legally obligated to comment on the LeBron announcement, so here's my reaction -- this is great news for lawyers!

Think of all the fun lawsuits we'll get to work on now that he's going to be based in Miami -- like this one filed by a former SEC lawyer who claims he is LeBron's dad.

This is my favorite part:

TMZ, which broke the news, said that “In his suit, Stovell claims he has a very clear recollection of the night he had ‘consensual sexual relations’ with Gloria — in fact, he even remembers apologizing for his sub-par performance.”

Dude, come on -- you're in federal court. Too much information!

Or is this yet another pernicious consequence of Iqbal?

In other news, Dads roll over and fall asleep, women not so much, and pregnant people are cool.

Now I don't know about you, but I have to get on my water-soluble bathing suit and head out for some healthy, vigorous old-fashioned windsurfing.

Have a great weekend!