School's Out -- Now What?

I know, we had it easy, just getting up in the morning, sending the kids out, talking to them some when you get home from work.

But now you might have them hanging around for extended periods, possibly even requiring interaction and exposure to other intimate moments that may interfere with important Heat pre-game rituals.

What's a parent to do?

Of course -- summer camp, the bestest way to simulate the routine of school when school is actually not in session.

We all know it's enriching -- that's why kids love going so much!

Anyways, Gloria Allred speaks out against cannibalism:

“In addition, Yovonka and I are very concerned about the issue of cannibalism and the number of cases that are being reported in other states and countries, such as Alabama, Canada, Maryland, Japan and Sweden,” Allred said.

A brave position, certainly, but where's the rebuttal?  What lawyer plans to challenge Ms. Allred on her provocative statement?

Unfortunately Magistrate Judge Brown retired before he finished his toe-tappin' life's work (it's on appeal), which means Judge Martinez now has to do it.

Oh yeah (yawn), Scott Rothstein is back, doing what Scott Rothstein always does.

Finally, you already knew this, but Rick Scott's a bully.

(BTW, is that not the best movie intro ever?)

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/06/2836421/publicity-hound-lawyer-cannibalism.html#storylink=cpy

SFL Friday -- Let's End This.

 

I'm trying to get my hands on the complaint, but haven't succeeded yet:

Amy-Erin Blakely filed the lawsuit in an Orange County court on Wednesday and said the harassment at The Devereux Foundation went on for about five years.

Blakely managed 900 employees at the nonprofit behavioral health organization that also provides foster and adoptive assistance. Blakely says she worked for the organization in Orlando until she was fired last year after she accused managers of sexual harassment, according to CBS affiliate WKMG.

"It was very humiliating to know that senior members of our management team would focus on my breasts as opposed to my performance on the job," said Blakely at a Los Angeles press conference Wednesday.

"She also alleges that someone in management talked about how large her breasts were and that she needed to 'hide them,'" Allred told the station.

 What kind of employer would do this?  It gets worse:

The 43-year-old had risen to the position of Assistant Executive Director, but claims she couldn't advance any further because her managers said she was "too sensual."

 "Too sensual"?

Hold on -- this is a problem?

I kid I kid, but once the defendant removes this to the Middle District we'll be able to better assess these allegations.

In the meantime I am leaving my 100 percent sensual-free office environment immediately and intend to windsurf until the dry Gin Gibsons are perfectly chilled, the New York strip is perfectly thawed, and my post-windsurfing hot tub is perfectly heated.

At that point I plan to do it all over again and then it'll be Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Who Is Tiger Woods' Lawyer?

Oy this Tiger Woods thing is a mess.

As always, the cover up is worse than the crime. A sports figure possibly having an affair and getting into a domestic dispute with his wife is really not that big a deal.

But when you add deception, power, privilege, and a perception that a rich star is being (or wants to be) treated differently because of who he is, along with changing story lines and cancelled police interviews, you create a media frenzy and fascination that far outweighs whatever actually happened early that morning.

Who is helping Tiger dig this hole even deeper? Let's take a look:

Mark NeJame has primarily devoted his entire career to the practice of criminal defense. His reputation has been achieved over 25 years representing clients charged with almost every type of criminal offense. A passionate and skilled trial attorney and negotiator, Mark has handled literally thousands of cases in his career to successful conclusions on behalf of his clients. Being the Founder and Senior Partner of NeJame, LaFay, Jancha, Ahmed, Barker and Joshi, P.A., Mark is driven in making certain that his Firm and its team of trial attorneys provide creative, aggressive and compassionate representation in seeking the best results on behalf of its clients. Mark routinely takes on significant or complex civil/business litigation, domestic, personal injury and immigration related matters, but over the years has primarily focused on his criminal defense clients.

Mark seems like a respected and qualified Central Florida criminal defense attorney, so what the hail is he advising his client? He needs a new PR strategy and should address this head on.

Meanwhile, Tiger's alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel has hired Gloria Allred.

This is not trending well.