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Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 4, 2013

Guess Who Just Got Affirmed? Hint: IT'S AMAZING!!!!


Somebody dressed head to toe in garnet and gold is toe-tapping in Tally today:
After reviewing the record, we conclude that the Plaintiffs’ claims that we address fail as a matter of law because the Plaintiffs have either failed to prove that their expenses were reasonable and necessary or failed to prove their damages altogether.
And so it ends as it began -- with a leaky yacht.

Have a great weekend!

Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 6, 2012

School's Out -- Now What?



I know, we had it easy, just getting up in the morning, sending the kids out, talking to them some when you get home from work.

But now you might have them hanging around for extended periods, possibly even requiring interaction and exposure to other intimate moments that may interfere with important Heat pre-game rituals.

What's a parent to do?

Of course -- summer camp, the bestest way to simulate the routine of school when school is actually not in session.

We all know it's enriching -- that's why kids love going so much!

Anyways, Gloria Allred speaks out against cannibalism:
“In addition, Yovonka and I are very concerned about the issue of cannibalism and the number of cases that are being reported in other states and countries, such as Alabama, Canada, Maryland, Japan and Sweden,” Allred said.
A brave position, certainly, but where's the rebuttal?  What lawyer plans to challenge Ms. Allred on her provocative statement?

Unfortunately Magistrate Judge Brown retired before he finished his toe-tappin' life's work (it's on appeal), which means Judge Martinez now has to do it.

Oh yeah (yawn), Scott Rothstein is back, doing what Scott Rothstein always does.

Finally, you already knew this, but Rick Scott's a bully.

(BTW, is that not the best movie intro ever?)

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/06/2836421/publicity-hound-lawyer-cannibalism.html#storylink=cpy

Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 3, 2012

Surprise -- Somebody Filed for Rule 11 Sanctions in the Toe-Tapping Yacht Case!



You know how they used to do retrospectives at the end of the TV season, where Tom Bosley or John Ritter would introduce their favorite clips and you could reminisce about how funny it was when Jack Soo used to crack up Barney Miller?

That's sort of what this Rule 11 motion filed by the defendants in the toe-tapping yacht case feels like, a "greatest hits" collection of the high (or low) points of the litigation -- from the defendants' perspective.

Note this was filed after final judgment and after an appeal was taken.

The plaintiffs' response is here, and the reply is here.

More collateral litigation -- will this case ever end?

Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 12, 2011

And the Beat Goes On!



All the way to the Eleventh Circuit, with Mark Hicks now manning the controls:
Notice is hereby given that Peter Halmos, International Yachting Charters, Inc., and High Plains Capital Corporation, plaintiffs in the above named case, hereby appeal to the United States Court of Appeals for the Eleventh Circuit from the Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law entered in this action on November 22, 201 1 (D.E. 1431) (Ex. 1).
I wonder if there are any appellate issues?

Thứ Tư, 23 tháng 11, 2011

The Day The Toes Stopped Tapping.



Yes kids, the dreaded second of that foreboding minute of the momentous hour of that portentous day has arrived.

(I have no idea what any of that means.)

SIMPLY AMAZING!!

Here's a taste of Magistrate Judge Brown's order which, true to form in this case, was apparently filed erroneously under restriction (D.E. 1430) ("you do not have permission to view this document"), then refiled as D.E. 1431 in two parts (for which you have to pay(!) as if it's a pleading and not an order):
To be sure, this was a most unusual and unique case. The saga endured by plaintiffs might well make a script for a book. (Ed. -- or a whole mess of blog posts!) The ensuing claims addressed by defendant were as far from "run of the mill'' as anyone could imagine. The Court is not without sympathy for the ordeal plaintiffs went through. Indeed, the record is full of indicators of sympathy on several fronts -including that of at least one of the adjusters handling this case. This clearly contributed to the most unusual happenstance of - on more than one occasion - the defendant paying claims without supporting documentation, simply on the "say-so'' of Mr. Halmos, and in the end resulted in more than one substantial overpayment. The uncontroverted evidence is that an almost symbiotic relationship developed between Mr. Halmos and the primary INA adjuster, Pamela Harting- Forkey . . . until supporting materials for claim s were requested and claims began to be questioned. lt then turned quite adversarial - at least on the part of plaintiffs. Notwithstanding said sympathy, however, the Court reaches its decisions herein without being "influenced in any way by sympathy, or by prejudice, for or against anyone.'' Eleventh Circuit Standard Instruction regarding Consideration of The Evidence.
Let's just say the case came down to credibility determinations, and here's a small example of where the Judge's head was at on that issue:
Third, IYC intentionally misrepresented that the Merideth Law Firm invoices were "legal and Legal Support Services'' related to salvage and protection against loss of the Legacy due to Hurricane Wilma, even though the time was for Halmos, a non-lawyer partner in the District of Columbia-based Merideth Law Firm, and his employees. See FF 148-50. 'I'he Court finds Mr. Halmos' "partnership'' in Washington D.C. of no significance, as the alleged work done and billed) was done in Florida, not in D.C., and by Mr. Halmos' own version of the facts, was done under supervision of a Florida lawyer.   There is no evidence in this record of that lawyers' affiliation with the Merideth Law Firm. In making such representations, Halmos not only violated the District of Columbia Rules of Professional Conduct, see D.C. R. Prof Conduct 5.541) (prohibiting individuals from engaging in the unauthorized practice of law in other jurisdictions, such as Florida); D.C. R.Prof Conduct 5.409(2) & (3) (the nonlawyer in partnership with the District of Columbia law organization must abide by (the District of Columbia Rules of Professional Conduct), he violated Florida law, see Fla. Stat. j 454.23 ("Any person not licensed or otherwise authorized to practice 1aw in this state who practices 1aw in this state or holds himself or herself out to the public as qualified to practice law in this state, or who willfully pretends to be, or willfully takes or uses any name, title, addition, or description implying that he or she is qualifed, or recognized by law as qualified, to practice law in this state, commits a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in sec 775.082, sec 775.083, or sec 775.084.5').
Huh?

Maybe this loopy version is more appropriate here:

Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 11, 2011

You Heard It Here First -- Toe-Tapping Broken Yacht Case Someday Will End!



So sayeth Magistrate Judge Brown:
Despite this latest motion, the journey will be coming to an end. This Court will not respond to, nor dignify, the latest attack on it except to state the following. It is without dispute that the March, 2005 letter (exhibit B20 in the trial record) is of great significance. In one breath, plaintiff would have the Court believe that plaintiffs produced this document pursuant to Fed.R.CiV.P. 34, that defendant saw this document ... a document which, viewed in a light most favorable to defendant might be grounds for voiding the entire policy and, by extension the Legacy claim from Hurricane Wilma ... yet chose not to copy it. This is particularly relevant because there is no evidence produced (at least so far ...) that said document, nor it contents, nor its subject matter was ever presented to defendant prior to the August, 2005 policy renewal which was prior to the claim arising from Hurricane Wilma.

In the next breath, plaintiff would have the world [ed note -- why thank you, Judge!] believe that defendant knew it had the document but chose not to do any discovery, nor list any witnesses, nor list any experts regarding same - all so defendant could file its motion for sanctions (D.E. 1275).  Defense counsel must have had nightmares when this "biased'' Court denied two similar motions addressing the report prepared after Hurricane Wilma from the vessel manufacturer and the alleged withholding of other materials!  (See D.E. 1238, 1243 and 1284, 1287).

The Court will not allow the journey to continue any further - at least "not on its watch.''
 In other words:  the three-hour tour boat ride from hail sinking ship disaster at sea whatever you want to call it, it too someday will end (someday!).

Promises promises....

Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 10, 2011

Attention Toe-Tappers: I Bring You News!



As Magistrate Judge Brown continues to weigh the evidence and come to a ruling in the epic broken yacht saga, pro se plaintiff Peter Halmos seeks to be (re)heard over a long-simmering document sanctions issue.

Here are some choice snippets from his reply:
Plaintiffs have been sanctioned and, among others, denied their rights to fully and fàirly present their case due to their alleged inability to rebut ACE et al's Fed R Civ. P 60(b)(3) prevarications.2
 And here's footnote 2:
About 50% of the 1,400 docket entries in this case relate to ACE et al.'s Rule 60(b)(3) planned and carefully executed schemes "directed at the judicial machinery itself . . . where the impartial function of the court have been directly corrupted.'' (Id. 4) See Motion for Relief, pp. 17-19.
The "impartial function of the court have been directly corrupted"?

Oh boy -- you better be careful before whom you file something like that.

Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 8, 2011

Peter Halmos -- Will His Ship Ever Come In?



That toe-tappin' crippled yacht case is slowly limping to port, as the parties prepare their post-trial proposed findings of fact and conclusions of law.

And the beat goes on.

It took me all morning to read Steve Marino's excellent 85-page brief, which sets forth in exquisite detail the mountain of commercial litigation required to get the parties to this point (and they're not even done yet).

I guess one SIMPLY AMAZING! thing that fascinates me about this case is the uncontrollable variables that have entered into what should otherwise be a straightforward insurance coverage dispute.

Between the lawyers, the rulings, the clients and the witnesses you have a near-perfect s@#tstorm of what can go wrong when parties engage in f*$k the costs, balls-to-the-wall litigation.

It's almost an ideal case study for commercial litigators in that the subject matter could be anything -- widgets, yachts, whatever -- and the disputes seem both wildly impossible yet depressingly familiar to any of us who do this for a living.

Turning back to Roy Black's intriguing suggestions for UM Law, how in the hail do you teach kids to handle crap like this?

Seriously, how do you -- or even should you -- teach law students to do this type of litigation effectively?

Efficiently?

In such a way that they don't leave the office at night stupefied, screaming at the walls, drinking themselves to oblivion on a Tuesday, and allegedly challenging their girlfriends to naked post-shower sword fights?

Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 6, 2011

Seven Things I Love Right Now.



My brain is brimming with useless and pointless knowledge (to quote Bobby D), so let's get right to it:

1.  SYSTEM ENTRY - Docket Entry 1388 restricted/sealed until further notice. (nc)

Seriously, how may secret filings can there be in a coverage dispute over a broken yacht?

2.  Smart, articulate women attorneys (especially those who blog!)

3.  That rousing ode to American Danny LaRusso exceptionalism, "You're the Best.......AROUND!":



Question -- shouldn't it just be "You're the Best!".....period?

Isn't the "AROUND" tacked on at the end superfluous, maybe even dismissive?

Is he truly the best, or just the best that happens to be around in the general vacinity of the All-Valley Karate Championships on that particular day?

Speaking of American exceptionalism and politicians who tour around demanding loyalty oaths and exact phrasings of how great we are, I think Garry Shandling has it exactly right -- this is the political equivalent of 
Charlie Sheen running around with strippers and blow, exclaiming that he is #winning. 

(I'm sure it made sense at the time.)

4.  Arresting a bird watcher, in a Weston park, for "sage possession" is almost as stupid as arresting her for "pot possession."

5.  I cannot confirm with certitude that the photo allegedly tweeted by Anthony Weiner is of my package; I say this only because someone apparently photoshopped tighty-whities over it, no doubt someone suffering from "body darkness prejudice."

Why ruin a great photo?

6.  New Blu-ray edition of Night of the Hunter.

7.  Judge Walsh's investiture today.

Remember -- things could always be worse.

Thứ Tư, 25 tháng 5, 2011

3d DCA Watch -- Yawn.



I'm starting to get bored by the lack of hot civil legal matters to talk about recently.

It's true there's a certain toe-tapping trial ongoing in the SD FL, but nearly every darned thing is being filed under seal.

Wonder why that is?

So onward to the bunker.....
Affirmed.  See random case cited for no apparent reason.
That's pretty much what you're looking at this week.

Oh yeah, there's your typical case where the insurer is trying to take advantage of a poorly-drafted statute to screw an insured, but that's a dog-bites-man story.

Surely someone, somewhere, can help out with something interesting going on in this town?

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 5, 2011

Judge Brown Vindicated; Let's Have a Bench Trial!

Judge Brown Vindication

Peter Halmos' last-ditch toe-tapping effort to have Judge Brown's order of reference vacated has been denied by Judge Martinez.

In a comprehensive order, Judge Martinez addresses specifically the "coerced consent" issue, the "mediator then adjudicator" issue, and the SIMPLY AMAZING(!) "judicial rhetoric" issue.

Here's a taste from footnote one:
Before Judge Brown asked any either party about consent individually, however, counsel represented to Judge Brown that the parties had all agreed to consent.  Judge Brown asked the parties one at a time regarding consent only after counsel made that representation.  Plaintiff's motion omits any mention of this portion of the transcript.
Translation = I've got your back!

Now go have some fun spending endless days proving up damages to a leaky boat.

Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 5, 2011

"I Award You No Points, and May God Have Mercy on Your Soul."



To my friends in the media:

There's a little trial over somebody's damaged boat that may or may not start tomorrow in Judge Brown's courtroom.

Heard it could be interesting.

A few points arising from the eve-of-trial Halmos motion linked to above:

(1)  Could the process of consent to Magistrate jurisdiction truly be as depicted?

(2)  What to make of trying a case -- non jury -- after presiding over a confidential mediation of same?

(3) "[F]lamboyant grammatical form" (page 17)?

What on earth is he talking about?

Like I said, should be interesting.....

Thứ Năm, 28 tháng 4, 2011

Joe Klock Has a Problem With Magistrate Judge Brown's......Language!



Simply amazing(!):
4.  The continual use of demeaning and insulting language in Court orders when dealing with Plaintiffs and their counsel evinces a continual prejudice against them inappropriate for the United States District Court.
Does anyone have any idea what he's talking about?

I also like this passage:
To have to scramble in the midst of trial preparation to turn around a detailed response in two days is unnerving.  To then have a judge say that the deadline was sort of fluid is, to borrow the Court's phrase, "amazing."
Hey, that's my line!

Thứ Năm, 14 tháng 4, 2011

The Doomsday Cometh.



Let's see, what famous events occurred on May 3rd?

Oh, you had the Herald in 1987 reporting on Gary Hart's dalliance with Donna Rice, ending Hart's otherwise promising bid for the Presidency.

The Luftwaffe bombed Exeter back in 1942.

And of course General Lee decisively defeated the Union Army, which began their withdrawal on this date in 1863 in the bloody Battle of Chancellorsville.

Happy times, to be sure.

But nothing to compare with this:
This case will commence on Tuesday, May 3, 2011 at 9:30 A.M.  This case will proceed that week and the first three(3) days of the following week.  This case will resume Monday, May 16 through Wednesday May 18th, and then continue Monday, May 23rd.
Ok, I can't even follow that crazy trial schedule, but I'm pretty sure everything will proceed smoothly and without incident.

May God have mercy on our souls.

Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 4, 2011

Emergency Verified Motion To Have Judge Brown Speak With Judge Bailey!

Emergency Motion to Have Two Judges Speak to Each Other

Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall on that conversation?

BTW, there's some good stuff in the email discussion between the lawyers attached as Exhibit C (Judge Brown had earlier denied the motion for not having a certificate indicating that counsel conferred).

Thứ Ba, 22 tháng 3, 2011

Simply Amazing! And the Beat Goes On!

Simply Amazing! Order

I can't adequately do this Order justice, you'll have to just read it yourself.

A few highlights and questions.

(1)  Like the "Tale of Two Cities" intro.

(2)  Shouldn't sanctions orders have findings?

(3)  "Simply amazing"!

(4)  "Almost laughable"

(5)  "not in this instance"!

(6)  "caught with their hand in the cookie jar"

(7)  Federal Rules and Local Rules "mere suggestions."

(8)  Deft switch to criticizing defendant's response.

(9 ) ... wasting "trees".

(10) "The history of this case is self-explanatory."

(11)" .... and the beat goes on."

(12) Sanction includes letter being introduced without authentication -- ouch!

Seriously, though, the sanctions as ordered seem like they will be difficult in practice to actually implement in a trial setting, but who knows -- things have turned out pretty well in this case so far.

Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 2, 2011

Footsie Case Inches Closer to Trial; Defendant ASSUMES Something!

Defendant Assumes                                                                   

You know that little case involving some damage to a few boats yachts, well it appears to be inching closer to trial.

However, on the eve of trial, there may possibly be a medical issue involving Peter Halmos, necessitating an emergency motion for continuance.

We wish Mr. Halmos well.

Meanwhile, the Court has denied the latest motion for sanctions, this time by Defendants, and the Court adds its usual rhetorical flourish:
The Court finds there is one simple fact missing from this motion that requires denial of same ... there is simply no showing that plaintiffs, in fact, had these documents in their possession. Suggesting that they must have ... should have ... gotta have ... doesn't change that fact.

This is a motion that is on the borderline of being in bad faith.
The Court then concludes:
The Court has previously warned defendant not to continue to attempt "to kill an ant with a shotgun". To the extent that defendant ASSUMES the Court has any prejudices against plaintiffs it would be wise to understand the differences between disagreements with who runs this Court verses a lack of objectivity regarding the case.
Exactly!

When you ASSUME the Court has any prejudices against plaintiffs it would be wise to understand the differences between disagreements with who runs this Court verses a lack of objectivity regarding the case, you make an ASS out of U and.....well, I'm gonna stop now.

Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 2, 2011

Important Tip for Deponents: Don't Look at Anything.

Halmos Note Order                                                                   

More fun and games in the never-ending, endlessly entertaining Pete Halmos yacht insurance dispute, now hitting docket entry HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF DOCKET ENTRIES:
This matter is before this Court sua sponte. The Court was contacted regarding an issue in a continuing deposition of Mr. Halmos taking place on January 26, 2011. The issue had to do with a refusal on the part of plaintiff( s) to produce a document looked at by Mr. Halmos during the course of that deposition (see 6 et. al of the deposition).

This Court instructed plaintiffs to produce that document for the Court to review in camera and to produce the transcript of the pertinent part of the deposition. This was done. The Court has now reviewed both and finds there is nothing of evidentiary value, or discovery value in the document withheld, it's not really a summary, and at best it might be said to be some sort of index to other documents ... and it takes a little stretching to say that.
Ok, let's break this down.

First off, what the hail does any of this mean?

How can it be possible Mr. Halmos is still being deposed this late in the case -- I thought the matter was set for trial in a few weeks.

Then there's the issue of the document -- unless there's a predicate laid in the deposition (such as refreshing memory or some such), what would be the possible basis to request the production of a document looked at by a deponent, or even to order that it be produced for in camera review?

Then you got to love Judge Brown's description of the document -- it does take a little stretching (toe-tapping?) to say that!

Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 1, 2011

I Get Paid By the Exclamation Point!



Well, I'm sure sometimes it must seem that way.

But they certainly have their uses.

For example, here's an excerpt from a sanctions order in a case that, if you read this blog, you may have heard me mention once or twice.....
What that response does not address, however, is that plaintiffs, themselves, reinforced that understanding...after the hearing! . . . . Apparently the Court was not the only one besides the defendant that believed there were only two issues remaining!  This Court is completely unable to reconcile what happened prior to and including plaintiffs' only filing of August 27, 2010, with the position plaintiffs now attempt to take before this Court.  It is, quite simply, astonishing!
Yes, I agree, this whole case is astonishing.

The Court then requires plaintiffs, over the threat of a $5k a day penalty, to sign the disputed settlement agreement:
5  Plaintiffs shall execute same without any additions, corrections, deletions or extraneous markings of any kind (ed. note -- how about a smiley face?) and return same to defendant within five (5) days of receipt of same.  A return of the release with any of these 'changes' shall be deemed by the Court to be no return at all.

6. Based on a finding of Contempt, a fine of $5000, per day, will be imposed for every day after the five (5) days said receipt is not returned, properly executed.

Question -- what is the point of compelling an actual, physical signature -- stray mark-less and properly executed (whatever that means) to a settlement agreement?

Wouldn't it be sufficient for the Court to simply find that the parties reached an enforceable agreement and order compliance therewith?  What does the forced signature/properly executed/no stray marks add?

Oh well, that's why I just write up these stupid blog posts.

Plaintiffs' request for stay is equally amusing:
This Court's Order puts Plaintiffs between a rock and a hard place -- sign the settlement agreement, potentially relinquishing Plaintiffs' rights on appeal, or suffer "$5000/day" in fines and reserves jurisdiction for yet more fines as the price for exercising one's constitutional rights to review an order of a judge.
Well, I guess if you put it that way.....

Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 12, 2010

Magistrate Judge Brown Rules on "Out of the Blue" Peter Halmos Filing!

Pointless Notice Order                                                              

I think adding an exclamation point when citing to Local Rule 7.1(a)(1) and (3)! is a nice touch.

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