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Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 8, 2012

Spencer Aronfeld Brings You the Worst!


Ron Worst, that is.

In other news, GB points out this gem from the Emmanuel Roy/Peter Mayas contempt proceedings before Magistrate Judge Turnoff:
Then Mayas skipped a court hearing last week, in part he said, because he got sick after undergoing a colonoscopy. But the judge wasn't buying it .

"There's simply no excuse'' for his failure to show up in court last week, Turnoff told Mayas.

When Coulton's lawyer, Paul Petruzzi, told the judge Mayas had not handed over the keys to his vehicle and his Monarch Lakes home, the judge demanded he turn over the keys in court.

As Mayas fumbled with his briefcase and his keyring for what seemed an unnecessarily long time, the judge cracked: "I bet the colonoscopy was easier than this."
Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.



Thứ Sáu, 16 tháng 9, 2011

Not Exactly How You Should Be Practicing Law.



I hate to be all Debbie Downer today but when you read an order like this your mouth goes agape and pretty much stays that way until you obtain and down a shot of whiskey to help forget what you just read.

Can't anyone ever send over some good news?

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