"Jury Deflates Penis Implant Claim!"

 Hmm, not a bad headline but we could probably do better:

"Lost Penis Leads to Lost Case!"

"Damaged Penis = No Damages!"

"Doc Escapes from Mangled Schmeckel!"

Come on people, help me out here -- there's gotta be more.

Actually, the anesthesiologist defendant may have put it best:

"The only cow to milk was me."

Note to Spence -- hard case (seriously, no pun intended!).  Clients were deported, this D was the last doc standing etc....

You did your best, this is why you became a lawyer, and now you move on and live to try another case.

Congrats to Jay Chimpoulis for a big victory for his client.