Using his piercing blue eyes and patented unique interpersonal skills, Michael Pizzi is now one step closer to world domination by seizing the Kingdom of Miami Lakes.
Standing upon his bar top throne and surveying the faithful, Pizzi magnanimously imposed his first decree, declaring all weapons to be turned into plowshares, or something like that:
"At the end of the day it feels good,'' Pizzi said from The Billiard Club, where he gave his victory speech from a bar top. ``It's time for Miami Lakes to come together as one united group. At this point, I call upon all my supporters in the entire town to immediately end the campaign, put away the bitterness and rhetoric and let's unite as one big happy family.''Perhaps caught up in the moment, Pizzi continued:
"No, I mean literally," he added. "I want a group hug right now or you all are going to bed without any dinner." Pizzi then retired to his royal chambers, where he reportedly began quietly planning the invasion of nearby Opa-Locka.
I kid I kid, Mike, stick with suing the rock miners, ok? Congrats buddy you deserve it.
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