Michael Work Talks to Hindus, Thinks World Should Stop Laughing At Us.

You may have noticed well-known Muslin Barry Obama spoke at our Bicentennial Park earlier this week, and for some reason the Hindustan Times wanted to be there. Even stranger, they wanted to interview Miami Beach attorney Michael Work, who said some wild things about how nobody likes us anymore and Obama plans to make love to France.

Oh I'm kidding, I made that first part up:

Michael Work, a 51-year-old attorney from Miami Beach, is also looking for change — to get a little respect in the world. “We have become the laughing stock of the world for the last eight years,” he says.

Michael, being known as a laughing-stock by our allies and the world is a sign of macho toughness, everyone knows that. If you want respect in the world, get a dog.