Brad, Have You Ever Seen "Back To School"?

Yes it's true I am a little giddy today.

This article on an "affair" dating service founded by a lawyer had this unintentionally hilarious quote:

In addition to being operated by a lawyer, Ashley Madison is also used by lawyers, the New York Post reports. A Post writer went undercover to meet clients of the agency. (Her online posting at the site reportedly elicited 544 e-mail responses in less than a week.)

Among those who responded was a lawyer who took her to lunch at a swanky steakhouse in Midtown Manhattan, recounts Post reporter Stefanie Cohen:

" 'Look, marriage is like a corporation,' Brad, a 43-year-old attorney, tells me. 'You have a budget, you have employees, and you have a business plan to keep it running smoothly. Sometimes you have to subcontract out the romance.' "

Psssh, Brad, you are a total twit.

Where is Sally Kellerman when you need her?