Larry McGuinness Suing Spurs Over Resting Star Players!

Oh boy:

He paid to see stars, not subs.

Miami lawyer Larry McGuinness is suing the San Antonio Spurs for withholding top players in a Nov. 29 game against the Miami Heat in Miami, ESPN reports.

McGuinness' class action claims he paid a premium price for tickets to see the high-profile visiting team and its well-known nucleus of Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili (plus Danny Green), but that the players' secretly planned absence was deceptive and violated fair trade law.

"It was like going to Morton's Steakhouse and paying $63 for porterhouse and they bring out cube steak," McGuinness told the sports network.

Now listen:  some suits that seem stupid (like the Hot Coffee thing) are actually not stupid at all.

But  I don't know about this one (despite the charity angle) -- it may be a case of first impressions.