Spencer Aronfeld and the Perils of Bounce Houses!

Just what kind of parent are you?

Do you want your kid's birthday party to end in unmitigated tragedy?

Take a look:

First of all, this seems like extreme niche marketing -- would someone whose child was injured in a bounce house accident easily find this video on YouTube?

Maybe Spence is Google-optimized!

Secondly, based on concerns properly raised by Spence, I've taken steps to ensure my child's next birthday party is safe and accident-free:

1.  I've removed all plastic cutlery, cups, plates and other choking hazards such as food or cake;
2.  Balloons have been replaced with inflated safety gloves;
3.  To prevent risk to others, no children or parents are permitted to attend; and
4.  I've locked my child in a windowless, empty room for the duration of the party.

Happy Birthday Timmy!!!!