Tell Us Your Favorite Firm Weekend Story!

Ahh firm weekends, the chance to bond with people you hate -- what could possibly go wrong?

Today's a quasi-holiday, so if you're in please feel free to use this space to share and/or make up a really juicy firm weekend tale (though it helps if it's at least plausible or partially grounded in reality).

My own personal favorite was that time I got invited to an all-male partner weekend retreat, where we sat around naked in the woods, fondling a wooden sex toy and grabbing each other's schmekels -- such innocent fun!

What, don't believe me?  Not "grounded in reality"?

Then just ask California lawyer Steven Eggleston:

Attorney Steven Eggleston was suspicious when his boss pressed him to attend a weekend male retreat, but refused to tell him what would be happening there, saying participants were sworn to secrecy.

So he did a Google search and found out why.

Men would be holding hands and walking naked, blindfolded, through a forest. Then they would sit nude in groups of 30 to 50, passing around a wooden dildo and giving lurid details of their sexual history. Eggleston said he found out that the men will grab each other's penises if they wish.

Top that, South Florida!