3d DCA Watch -- Yep.

Well folks you can just feel the long holiday weekend coming on, as even our beloved judicial beasts of burden, who -- admit it -- toil and sweat in the Fortified Concrete Bunker of Justice basically for your own personal amusement, are starting to wind down and plan their departures to North Carolina or North Dakota or North Korea or wherever Florida appellate judges go to escape the unbearably massive pressure of releasing a couple of opinions once a week.

So let me adopt the style of the court we love so much, as I do an abbreviated version of 3d DCA Watch in keeping with the abbreviated nature of this week's opinions.

Gutierrez v. Gutierrez:

Joe Klock, 4.2 Divorce Lawyer Expansion Pack (released only in beta).

Guess who wins?

The Collection v. Warren Henry Automobiles:

Affirmed (see old case no one knows why we're citing, but it should keep everyone guessing for next time).

Abi-Chase v. Sussman:

We agree with the trial court. Hope this helps! Oh, almost forgot -- affirmed.

That's it, folks.

You know, it's true what they say -- it's harder to write few words than it is to write many.