The Longest Day

 

Happy Friday all, and thanks for putting up with us on the B-Team this week. This was the most fun I've had since those drag queen parties at Red Square ended 13 years ago. Are you buying it? I hope not. Those parties were a blast.

In the meantime we have learned that the police can take our DNA over the slightest offense, they just can't patent it.

I told you Edward Snowden was hot. Did you know that he was once an aspiring male model?

Justice Scalia just doesn't buy all that science crap.

Are you looking for Jesus in all the wrong places?

Superman is back, but this time no suggestions of a three-way with James Marsden? Bummer.

And if your legal career isn't working out the way you hoped, how about working for Amazon?


OK folks, the vodka is on ice, the vaporizer is ready to cycle and I'm out of here like Vladamir.