L'Shana Tova, Plebes!

To my many fellow Jewish brethren, you now have two weeks to undo everything you did wrong last year -- better hurry!

All kidding aside, thank you readers, tipsters and commenters for making this occasionally fun and every now and again even mildly informative.

If I offended any of you it certainly was not intended and I do sincerely apologize.

And if you can't make it to shul tonight but you must have your Shofar fix -- of course there's an app for that!

Who's cutting out of temple early tomorrow with me to go see Bryan Ferry?

Oy with the Jews.

UPDATE -- What kind of lawyer insists on a deposition going forward on Rosh Hashanah?

Check out this motion, which Judge Freeman just granted, imposing sanctions to boot.

The book stays open only two weeks folks!